The Dick Guide: An Incompetent Truth
Every day, I get another question from a young man who clearly doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing. That’s to be expected in this modern age of Kim Possible and Dr. Cuddy. On TV, women don’t fuck up...
View ArticleInternet Dating is Sick and Wrong
Internet dating is sick and wrong. It’s like being a woman senator with tuberculosis. It’s sick and wrong, contagious as hell, and worse yet: it’s womanly. Whenever I need to decide if something is...
View ArticleDating: Where?
I personally cannot stand the topic of dating. Dating is something that silly people who think they have a treasure box between their thighs haven’t mastered by the age of 19. That’s right, I’m talking...
View ArticleDating: Who?
In the previous section of Dick Masterson’s Guide to Manly Dating, I covered the all-important where of dating. It doesn’t matter if you’re the greatest mountain climber in the northern hemisphere, if...
View ArticleDating: Why?
What: Dating in a manly fashion. When: Never. Dating is a loss of Man Points. Where: Anywhere. Women are like Starbucks. They’re all over the place, and they’re all over-priced. Who: As hot as you can...
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